1. Obama CAN slam a revolving door.
2. Obama has counted to infinity....twice.
3. There is no CTRL. button on Obama's computer, he is ALWAYS in control.
4. If you have five dollars, and obama has five dollars, obama STILL has more money than you.
5. When the boogey man goes to bed he checks his closet for Obama.
6. Obama can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.
7. Obama CAN eat just one lays potato chip.
8. Obama doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
9. Obama is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
10. Obama doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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